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'Hello, this is your doctor's surgery, how may I help you?'
'Hello, I'm calling about the results of a test I had done a while ago.'
'Was this a blood or urine test?'
'Neither, it was a stool sample, actually.'
'Ok, let me check for you. Your name please? And your first name?And your date of birth? Ah yes, the results have come in. One moment please.... It all came back normal.'
'Ok, thank you.'

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